Friday, March 13, 2009

Haramkhor (Raamphool)...Chai Lao....Haan ji Saab...Tondon Saab

Well, Tondon Sir...is Ulti-Pulti duniya me ek ajuba or you can say ulte-pulte praani.
He was our Physics teacher. Physics...a subject for patient, cool, intelligent people but Tondon Saab's personality is opposite to this. Very much impatient, careless, super heated at 1000 K and ghanta intelligence....this is what he is

If you can understand his lecture word by word, then take yourself as the best listener on this small planet. Someone had said--'Effective listening makes speaker effective'...but in this case seems to turn wrong. Whatever he says its only god who knows...even unhe bhi nahi pata hota.

His keywords...
SAAB
CHAI LAO
RAAMPHOOL sounding like HARAMKHOR
JUGAAD
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and many more which i don't remember



Ramphool Sir was Lab Assistant....always make fun of Tondon Sir with us. He asked us a question one day..."Iski biwi iske saath kaise rehti hai bhai?? Yeh to kha jaata hoga usse..." lolz


Sir's tea...pakke waale CHAI-BAAZ hain. Either practical period or theory period, he need a cup of tea during it or before it. I think most of his salary gets wasted in Chai bills.

Sir ka gaali dene ka andaaz....waah kya kehne the. Aise kehne the jo kisi ko samajh nahi aate the.

His looks are opposite to his nature. He seems to be a very innocent person but in actual very cunning.

And Tondon Saab we all want to tell you onething here that your jokes were never good. Hansi bhi nahi aati thi but still hansna padta tha....practical marks ke liye.
You cracked the worst jokes I ever heard. Pandey was always the first one who laughed on them.

And Sir I also want you to return my Pilot pen and the balance of Rs.20 which you spent from my cell. Arey KANJUSI chhodo

I wish 'Best of Luck' to the children of that institute where you will be teaching and also to the owner of that institute.

Have a nice life after retirement at your ice-cream factory saab............


2 comments:

  1. tondon sir kya bolte hai kch samajh nhi aata. Ek baar unhone mje kch kahan n maine baad mein Rakti se pucho ki waise sir bol kya rhe the. Aur tumne unse do saal physics padhi kaise?????
    Amazing.........

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  2. hamne phy unse nhi padi ...jo bhi insti mein padte the wahi phy padi hai hamne ....kai baar to class mein hame bhi 4 baar sunne par kuch samajh aata tha....wo bhi kaise samajh aata tha dat only god knows......

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